30 November 2008 , 11/30/2008 11:27:00 PM
I need ma crack... Now...
HI NICKY I KNOW YOU JUST RECIEVED AN RSS FEED FROM MY BLOG SO HI!
Looks like I am really bored. At any rate, for the lack of things to write about, I shall post some random convos WR showed me from IRC...
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[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98]
[AzureDiamond] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[Cthon98] Absolutely
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* [AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] awesome!
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.
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[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?
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[T-Wolf] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
[RdAwG20] you don't live in Hope mills do you?
[T-Wolf] ya, why man?
[RdAwG20] lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
[T-Wolf] you mother fucker
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[Ben174] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. [ChrisLMB] : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
[Ben174] : Where u work?
[ChrisLMB] : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
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[jeebus] the "bishop" came to our church today
[jeebus] he was a fucken impostor
[jeebus] never once moved diagonally
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[Khassaki] HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
[Judge-Mental] try pressing the the Caps Lock key
[Khassaki] O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
[Judge-Mental] fuck me
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[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao
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[tag] Ouroboros: lets play Pong
[Ouroboros] Ok.
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[Ouroboros] Whoops
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[JonTG] Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
[JonTG] wait, shit
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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
[Anubis] what fraud?
[Kadmium] You haven't heard about it?
[Anubis] no?
[Kadmium] You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
[Anubis] omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
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[wolf] 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
[wolf] 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
[wolf] 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
[wolf] 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
[wolf] 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
[wolf] I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
[wolf] Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
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[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm [Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class ^^
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[lib1790] so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
[lib1790] this is what one kid wrote:
[lib1790] First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
[lib1790] As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
[lib1790] Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
[lib1790] So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
[liv1790] Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
[lib1790] So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
[lib1790] the kid was the only one who got credit
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Okay, enough spamming, back to code geass.
09 November 2008 , 11/09/2008 03:51:00 PM
Dedications o.O
Okay, this post was supposed to be out DONGkey years ago but I forgot untill Chester and Shahid reminded me quite a few days ago (or was it 2 weeks ago? ah cant rmb). Anyways, here is the dedication/quiz-on-everyone/whatever-you-call-it. I shall start from my end of the class to the other end.
Chester: Alright, the first person on my right. It is an unfortunate fact that I sit on your left. You, being left handed, seem to have this tendency to turn my arms into instant canvas >.> Besides that, you are a great person. You are always the one to come up with some crack-ass joke or idea. You and Praveer never fail to make all of us laugh. You are also dead resouceful. Thanks for all the "help" in Chinese homework and little tips and tricks.
Shahid: Wee, the first of the soccer-playing dudes. You are what most people would call the "perfect guy". You are freaking strong, damn smart and somewhat good looking. You are quite fun to be with even though you do act gay sometimes (though I like to join in being gay too ^^ ). You are a very nice guy but you should stop worrying too much about what ppl think about how you look. Oh and your CAP is high. Period. No need to argue about it being low >.> Oh and good luck in your "endeavour".
Aisyah: I will be frank, I dont know you well. Other then you like pink, you are in dance, plays net ball, and I crashed into you while playing netball. Sorry about that XD
Hilda: Wow. Your vocal cords are power. You used to scream alot in year one but thank goodness you have alr cut down on it. Thats good. Again, I dont noe you well. You used to be in the same robotics team as me, until we splited up. I still think your 4 wheeled robot sucks. It cant turn well. Anyways, hope you will do better in netball.
Yu Jia: Wow, another one of the soccer dudes, except that you are a girl. Even though you hang out with all of us quite often, I dont noe you well other than the fact that you play soccer, like Simple Plan, have a high CAP, and like books. Sry for not having more to type about.
Joanne: I remember you used to be damn loud and screamy in year 1. Its good that you have cut down on it. Your mugging ability is imbah. If I remember correctly, your CAP shot up like mad. You are actually quite a nice person, just a bit on the emo side. Cheer up abit, and you will find that life could be fun after all.
Tricia: Even though I was hanging with your group of ppl and such, I dont noe you well. IF I am right, you are in dance and was also darn loud in year 1. At least it has cut down. I have nothing else to say.
Timothy: Ah, the resident technical genius. You were a great help in terms of computer troubleshooting and certain useful devices to help make our lives easier. Thanks alot for helping me set up proxy, troubleshoot my com and postponing our French project though you can be a bit annoying at times. Anyways, good luck in whatever you do.
Lester: Horale, its lively Lester. Its abit sad to say that your nickname does not match with you. I remember you used to always pair up with me and some lame ass group of ppl untill I moved on to another group. You should speak up and try and get the people you want, if not you will always end with people like Sourav. At least you try and join the girls now. Anyways, hope to see you in robotics next again.
Wei Ren: Fellow Robokinesis member. You are... Well, alot of things. You are gay, funny, egoistic, resourceful and abit of a blockhead. You are great at programming and graphic design when you are not feeling lazy. Your ideas are sometimes simple and straightfoward but damn win at the same time. I used to hang with you and the others untill I moved on. If you would act less gay and reduce the times where you are really an asshole, you are actually quite likable. Oh and you owe me some stuff. You should know.
Jamos: Oh yes, Jamoo! You are a very nice guy, willing to help people as long as its not too troublesome. We used to call you the Master of Destruction and the Ball Master. I take that back now. Though you used to destroy almost everything that reached your hands, especially the clay models we had to do for IP. At any rate, stay nice and continue being evil to Sourav.
Natalie: Eh oh. Another girl I dont know much about. You used to be quiet and you are still quiet. If I remember correctly, you have a imbah CAP. You were a great help in the Physics project. The car would have looked like crap if it wasnt for your artistic skills. All I know about you is you are in Art Club. you leave in Chua Chu Kang, and you like cats.
Gayathri: Ho, I remember it was a chore to figure out if you were Gaya or Narmada... Untill you promoted to NEA... You and your sister are very nice people. I remember the time when me and Wei Ren met you 2 at my MRT station, asking where you all here for. Turns out you 2 are going to move next to me. (Well, almost next to). Thanks for the interesting things you 2 shared with me while on boring train rides back home. Oh and thanks for your great help in the Physics project, I wouldnt know where to start if it wasnt for you. Oh and dont fight with your sister >.>
Michelle: Jeez, yet another girl whom I dont know much about. I should spend more time with the girls(oh wait thats flirting...). If im right, you were supposed to change CCA from Robotics to Netaball. Its kinda sad that you didnt make it. Anyways, good luck for getting your transfer next year.
Hui Wen: Huh, I will be frank, I REALLY dont noe you. I have not done any projects with you and my totally speech time with you can barely fill one paragraph.
Zikri: Finally, someone whom I can talk about. Your soccer skills are scary and its very hard to get the ball from you. You are a great friend and things nvr get boring with you. Although you are quite prone to sudden outburst of anger when the going get tough, you are street-smart and knows how to get out of sticky situation. Your stunts and jokes nvr fail to amuse and the fact that you are fun-loving makes you a very fun person to stay about. Stay that way and good luck with your CAP.
Dillen: Another one of the soccer dudes and fellow gamer. Your field goal keeping skills are the best in class and you are great at most ball games. You are are somewhat hyperactive and you the things you do are darn funny. At any rate, thanks for hosting the outing at your house the other day, it was fun, sry bout yelling too loudly though, your neighbours complained >.>
Wayne: Ha, the class math genius. Your card game skills are not to be trifled with and your money making scheme are pro. You are quite a nice person and your help in math is invaluable. However, you should stop ripping off us just cause you can, its abit underhanded to scam your own friends >.>
Andrew: If i were to describe you in as little words as possible, it would be "hyperactive human-sized hamster overdosed on crack and super glue". You are always happy and cheerful, except when something goes really wrong and you switch to emo mode. You are a nice guy and wont hesitate to help/comfort other people. Stay that way. Good luck in whatever you are doing ^^
Praveer: Residemt idiot. Your antics are dead funny and you nvr fail to amuse us, especially with Chester around. Although you do act retarded, you are a mature person and knows how to handle things when the going gets serious. You also happen to have this knack for having unexpected talents like being able to swim fast despite having a pot belly and having great ball control. You are a really nice guy and your ideas for fun is great. Stay that way.
Sourav: Jeez. You suck. Besides that, I believe everyone can be a decent person, it just depends on how we act. You expect everything to be done for you and try to be someone you are not. Well, thats not how things work in this world. When Chester picks on Praveer, its funny, when you pick on Ananya and Satya, we find that you are an asshole. And the weird noises you make... Its retarded. You might think this is racial prejudice but its not. If I were racist, I wouldnt even hang with Shahid and Zikri. Also, you should stop trying to build you status/ego on others. Ananya and Satya are nice people, just because you are larger and somewhat stronger doesnt mean that they can be picked on. Oh dist my family again and you will find that you wont get away with just me yelling at you. You are lucky that Shahid stood up for you. Hope you are not such an asshole the next time I meet you.
Satya: Ah, a fellow Nobelian. I seriously dont know you well cause you just joined 206 this year and I dont hang around you. From what I know, you are a pretty nice person. Stay that way and dont let people like Sourav dominate you. Good luck.
Ananya: You used to be my default project mate back in year 1... Untill I got fed up with your ego and your inability to accpet that you are in the wrong. I mean, must you win every arguement? Even if its about which is better, Mac or Microsoft? At any rate, you are actually a nice person, just abit block headed. If you became a little bit more open minded, maybe you wouldnt always end up with assholes like Sourav for project work. Hope you get into a class without Sourav.
Well, I guess Im done with everyone.... Oh wait, I forgot one more!
Spencer: Ah, you fat bastard, we meet again. I think we are seeing each other too often. You shouldnt be critisizing so many people when you aint much better yourself. Also you should stop leeching off people and learn to be more resourceful. Oh and work out more, chin ups next year could kill you. I think I will be seeing you alot from now on. Well, what are you waiting for? Go back to playing already, its the holidays!
