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31 March 2007 , 3/31/2007 08:16:00 PM
The Spency Weekend Times (Issue 2)


Nemo Sold By Disney

On Friday night, Disney officially sold Nemo™ , the small little talking clownfish. Appearantly, Nemo was sold to The Nemo Eater. When interviewed by The Spency Weekend Times, The Nemo Eater quoted: "You asking about Nemo™ ? Oh, I killed him and made sushi out of him. He tasted very nice. Would you like a picture of him? (featured picture)" The Spency Weekend Times thought that Marlin™ , Nemo™ 's dad, might be very sad and went to look for him in the deep blue sea. Unfortunately, all we could get out of him was this: "blub-blub-bubbly-blub-blap-blap-blup". When translated through Altavista™ 's Babel Fish™ , it said: "Good riddance to him. He was getting on my darey end. Always babbling on about his adventures." According to unnamed souces, Disney™ is going to make a new clownfish to replace Nemo™ called Omen (Nemo™ backwards).

The Adventures Of Ryder

According to popular demand, we have a tie between a. Singapore and d. A little island in the middle of the ocean. So our dear editor, Spency The Random has decided to chose a. Singapore. Here we go!

Ryder woke up with a splitting headache, wondering how on Earth he survived a bullet through his brains, if he had any. While getting his bearings, he concluded that he was in Singapore. But what he saw was not what he has expected. Singapore laid in ruins. In actual fact, there was a WWIII that wiped out Europe and Asia totally. All that was left of Singapore was the shattered-into-million-pieces Merlion and the still standing statue of Stamford Raffles (Though Ryder swored that he saw a blurry image of the cable cars in the background still running.) Suddenly, Ryder heard footsteps behind him. He turned around to come face to face to... *to be continued*

Now YOU decide who he meets. Is it, A. Stampfoot Baffles (Stamford Raffles), B. Pisstopper Koloburns (Christopher Columbus), C. Weeliam Fackhur (William Farquhar), D. The Flood™ (from Halo™).

Editor: Spency The Random


28 March 2007 , 3/28/2007 06:26:00 PM
Moment's Reprieve

I have always wondered what kind of image I have left behind with the 6f-ian peeps. Now in NUS High, I am beginnng to think that I am leaving a bad impression on people. Is this the same case with the 6f-ians? I really hope not. Thinking of all this, it has also made me think about the past, about the great, the cute and the ugly. Now I ask myself, what kind of person am I? For obvious reasons, I cannot rate myself. So I want people who know me out there to rate me. And if possible, as truthful as possible. Thanks. *Sits down and self-reflects*

27 March 2007 , 3/27/2007 09:52:00 PM
This is it. I am Finished. Get it?

I do not know what to say for this post. I am lost for words. I have lost to "that guy" without even doing anything. Trying to fight is futile. He has already won when the war has not even started. By trying to go on, I am fighting a losing battle... But that is my forte! I am a crazed person now. I am going to go on trying untill I win. I know this post is very messy but people in NUS High School should know. Anyway, about The Spency Weekend Times, any suggestion anyone? Like instead of having just news, maybe we can have a games section or something. I might just add it in if lots of people want it. Of course, if the current readers want something else, I might put in something new if the demand is good. And oh ya, Wayne, I know you are fooling around on my Cbox, if you are man, use your real name instead of your ex-crush's. Oh ya, for the 6f-ians peeps, please suggest something I can buy for Hui Pin. That is all for now. Ta-ta for now!

24 March 2007 , 3/24/2007 01:59:00 PM
The Spency Weekend Times (Issue 1)

The Great Mouse Land Massacre

There are reports of dead mice in Mouse Land. The MLPD (Mouse Land Police Deparment) suspects the cats living around the area. Sniper rounds were found in the mice bodies, suggesting that someone was in a house nearby sniping the mice. The police also suspect a cat living nearby named Mr.Iliketokillmouse to be the sniper. When interviewed, Mr.Iliketokillmouse said that he did not kill the mice, he would rather eat them than snipe them. The police is still investigating this case. People with information please call 1900-112-6868.

The Adventures of Ryder
This is a little game where you get to choose the fate of this guy called Ryder. Usually you will have 4 options of what happened to him or what did he do. What happens will depend on popular demand. If there is no demand, the same part of the story will be posted again in the next issue. Please post your choices on the Cbox. Have fun! The story goes like this: One sunny day, Ryder was flying kite at the beach. Suddenly, a corrupted cop went up to him and put lead through his head. The cop then throws Ryder into the sea. 13 days and 5 months later, on Friday, 13 May 2012, Ryder is then washed ashore. YOU decide where he washes up at. Is it: A. Singapore, B. Madadescar, C. Hawaii, D. A little island in the middle of the ocean.
Editor: Spency The Random

23 March 2007 , 3/23/2007 09:38:00 PM
A Book Launch (Literally)

Today during the Student Leaders' Investiture, the school launched a book. Literally. They put the book on a catapult and fired it... Some how or another the book survived and landed on the stage. To celebrate, I shall launch something random here. The Spency Weekend Times! Issue 1 starts this weekend!

, 3/23/2007 04:38:00 PM
I Am Bored And Going Nuts

This is getting very boring. So to all the retarded readers out there, I am going to play a game. The story goes like this. One sunny day, Ryder was flying kite at the beach. Suddenly, a corrupted cop went up to him and put lead through his head. The cop then throws Ryder into the sea. 13 days and 5 months later, on Friday, 13 May 2012, Ryder is then washed ashore. YOU decide where he washes up at. Is it: A. Singapore, B. Madadescar, C. Hawaii, D. A little island in the middle of the ocean. Please post where you want him to be washed up at on the Cbox. The story will go on every Sunday. Monday the latest and Saturday the earliest.. If there is no reply, I will post the same question again untill someone choses one option. Which option is chosen will depend on popular demand. Have fun! Now for the part on going nuts, my problem here is I am a little wee high on testosterone... Smart people should be able to figure that out... (Stupid people look here: I like somebody get it?) Oh ya, I am refreshing my blacklist, meaning Wayne and Timothy (a.k.a. Teapot) is out though Wayne is still getting on my darey end. Now Chester is on my list. He is officially pissing my *beep*ing *beep* off. Seriously. Let's see, what else can I post? I know! Random stuff! Let's start with random theories. This one is the on I cooked up when my day screws up badly. If the day progresses without any screw ups, there is bound to be a major one at the end of the day. If the day progresses with a few minor screw ups here and there, the day should not have a big problem. Crab theory right? Well, it is true for me (more or less). Now for random ideas. Lifts. how about installing a Maglev system in a lift? It should have more or less the same system as the amusement rides that uses a magnetic system for moving and braking. The advantage of this Maglev lift is that it can go up very fast smoothly with high precision and be able to break smoothly. Of course the speed will depend on the number of floors you need to cover. This well definitely requires a processor which requires programming which I always screw up in. Anyway, this is just another random idea. Byes for now! P.S. The story will be on The Spency Weekend Times.

21 March 2007 , 3/21/2007 06:49:00 PM
A Normal Day + Some Joy

This is the first post after I have set up the stupid script prompt. Me being a worm... Anyway, congrats on making it through my script prompt. If you are one of the unlucky people who typed in 'a', then you will realise that the script is some how linked to the one for people who typed in nothing, tried closing the prompt or typed in something else. I am currently trying to solve this problem. Now for other stuff. For those people who know me, they will know that my parents are like over-protective. My parents did not allow me to connect my phone to the PC by not giving the cable as they scared that the handphone kanna virus and I spend too much time on my handphone and so on. So dear Lester lent me his cable and now my handphone is loaded with stuff. So happy~ Credit goes to Lester. Now for the normal day. A abnormal day to me is a day without some minor screw-ups and the daily dosage of getting reprimanded by the teachers. Yes, I know I am weird but to me, a normal day is a day with some minor screw-ups like hitting my head against the gas cabinet cover, accidentally try drink a bottle of coke which was accidentally shoke very hard and stuff. Of course there is the daily dosage of reprimanding. Lets see, I got scolded 2 times in a row by the Chemistry Teacher in the Chemistry Lab. Why? Because I was doing something stupid in the lab that might blow up the school. Just kidding. Now for some random stuff. I have offically put Wayne on my "black list" as he is really getting on my ass (whoops). He keeps on and on about Mickey/Miney Mouse (M.M.) and keeps asking who the hell I like. He is nuts. Of course he is not going to replace the other person on my "black list", Timothy, anytime soon. Anyway, got to go for dinner. Thanks again to Lester. Bye to the retard reading this. XD

19 March 2007 , 3/19/2007 02:30:00 PM
What A Great Start To The New Term (sarcasm >.>)

Just had a hair cut yesterday and it was terrible. I told the barber not to cut too short and he still cut very short. I wonder, if I did not tell him to not to cut too short, what will he do? Make me botak? Cut my head off completely? *shudders* Anyway, I found out my HCL test marks and I had a system shock: I scored 31/70!!! That is like, the bottom of the class! But the worst has yet to come. I just found out that Michelle *beep* me... That is not system shock now, it is total system shutdown. Anyway, I am in a psychopathic mood... People, please give me ideas on how to give someone lots of trouble without injuring or killing him. The idea must be as realistic as possible and should be creative. Deadline: When I am not in the psychopathic mood. Terms and Conditions apply. XD

16 March 2007 , 3/16/2007 04:15:00 PM
The Camp Suck

I spent 28 hours in the level camp, for nothing. Everything about it sucks: the location sucks, the food sucks and the time management sucks. For the whole bloody camp, I only managed to do 1 activity and it was kayaking which also sucks. Goes to show how bad the time management is. The camp was just right next to the airport runway and at night, every few minutes you will hear a plane, making it impossible to sleep. Bloody hell, I really wasted 28 hours of my life. Sian~

11 March 2007 , 3/11/2007 09:24:00 PM
My Poor Handphone

To "celebrate" the death of my handphone (actually, it hanged and could not be used normally because it kept flashing whenever it is turned on), I am going to spam this post. The "death' of my handphone is actually a blessing in disguise, it means I will be using my old crappy handphone but it also means I will get a better one. So I guess I should be happy. XD Anyway, back to spaming. Those are spams. \/

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10 March 2007 , 3/10/2007 07:32:00 PM
What Else Can Go Wrong?

Bloody hell, this week is so crapped up. Today, I forgot got excursion and was serverly late. Had to hitch a ride on my dad's car. Then on Friday, Games Day. I lost 5 passes in my wallet, including my primary school and secondary school ez-link card, my school pass, my back door pass and my swimming pool pass. Ended up searching the *beep* school for them, only to find 4 of them in the general office. Thanks to the kind soul who brought my passes to the general office. Also, I fogotten to study for Math quiz. Then on Thursday, I forgot to bring my bloody art materials. On Wednesday, I forgotten there was a Bio common test and a normal Higher Chinese test. On Monday, I forgotten to bring my swimming googles for the swimming lesson (again). Credit goes to Dillen for lending me his. Thanks. As for Tuesday, thank god it went smoothly. Now it is Saturday, what can go wrong tommorrow? Also, I learnt that you cannot treat others too well. If you treat others too well, they treat you like dirt. But if you treat them badly, they will treat you like an asshole. Ignore them and do not respond, they will treat you like a retard. Therefore I conclude that humans are weird.

04 March 2007 , 3/04/2007 02:41:00 PM
S³= Sian x Sick x Slacking

The first official post and i really dunno what the write (or maybe cant be bothered to?). School is getting tough liaoz like for example, math: algebra, indices and surdes and french. And now i am bored. Very bored. What to do... someone from sixf0hsix pls organise something if not i willl die~ sian~ oh ya, if any of you noes yong kiat(from NH)'s email pls tell me. Thx and goodbyes. *falls asleep*

03 March 2007 , 3/03/2007 01:54:00 PM
A New Beginning... NOT!

Functional at last! Credit goes to my elder sis though =D.






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