Nemo Sold By Disney
On Friday night, Disney officially sold Nemo™ , the small little talking clownfish. Appearantly, Nemo was sold to The Nemo Eater. When interviewed by The Spency Weekend Times, The Nemo Eater quoted: "You asking about Nemo™ ? Oh, I killed him and made sushi out of him. He tasted very nice. Would you like a picture of him? (featured picture)" The Spency Weekend Times thought that Marlin™ , Nemo™ 's dad, might be very sad and went to look for him in the deep blue sea. Unfortunately, all we could get out of him was this: "blub-blub-bubbly-blub-blap-blap-blup". When translated through Altavista™ 's Babel Fish™ , it said: "Good riddance to him. He was getting on my darey end. Always babbling on about his adventures." According to unnamed souces, Disney™ is going to make a new clownfish to replace Nemo™ called Omen (Nemo™ backwards).
The Adventures Of Ryder
According to popular demand, we have a tie between a. Singapore and d. A little island in the middle of the ocean. So our dear editor, Spency The Random has decided to chose a. Singapore. Here we go!
Ryder woke up with a splitting headache, wondering how on Earth he survived a bullet through his brains, if he had any. While getting his bearings, he concluded that he was in Singapore. But what he saw was not what he has expected. Singapore laid in ruins. In actual fact, there was a WWIII that wiped out Europe and Asia totally. All that was left of Singapore was the shattered-into-million-pieces Merlion and the still standing statue of Stamford Raffles (Though Ryder swored that he saw a blurry image of the cable cars in the background still running.) Suddenly, Ryder heard footsteps behind him. He turned around to come face to face to... *to be continued*
Now YOU decide who he meets. Is it, A. Stampfoot Baffles (Stamford Raffles), B. Pisstopper Koloburns (Christopher Columbus), C. Weeliam Fackhur (William Farquhar), D. The Flood™ (from Halo™).
Editor: Spency The Random