30 November 2008 , 11/30/2008 11:27:00 PM
I need ma crack... Now...
Looks like I am really bored. At any rate, for the lack of things to write about, I shall post some random convos WR showed me from IRC...
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[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98]
[AzureDiamond] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[Cthon98] Absolutely
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* [AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] awesome!
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.
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[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?
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[T-Wolf] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
[RdAwG20] you don't live in Hope mills do you?
[T-Wolf] ya, why man?
[RdAwG20] lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
[T-Wolf] you mother fucker
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[Ben174] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. [ChrisLMB] : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
[Ben174] : Where u work?
[ChrisLMB] : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
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[jeebus] the "bishop" came to our church today
[jeebus] he was a fucken impostor
[jeebus] never once moved diagonally
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[Khassaki] HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
[Judge-Mental] try pressing the the Caps Lock key
[Khassaki] O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
[Judge-Mental] fuck me
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[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao
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[tag] Ouroboros: lets play Pong
[Ouroboros] Ok.
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[Ouroboros] Whoops
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[JonTG] Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
[JonTG] wait, shit
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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
[Anubis] what fraud?
[Kadmium] You haven't heard about it?
[Anubis] no?
[Kadmium] You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
[Anubis] omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
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[wolf] 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
[wolf] 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
[wolf] 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
[wolf] 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
[wolf] 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
[wolf] I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
[wolf] Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
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[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm [Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class ^^
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[lib1790] so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
[lib1790] this is what one kid wrote:
[lib1790] First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
[lib1790] As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
[lib1790] Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
[lib1790] So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
[liv1790] Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
[lib1790] So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
[lib1790] the kid was the only one who got credit
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Okay, enough spamming, back to code geass.